Celebrity Death Week

So get this: I was in the middle of writing a post about Michael Jackson when my girlfriend called me up to inform me of the latest celebrity death: loud pitchman Billy Mays. Since it's been an out-of-the-ordinary week of celebrity demises, I have decided to expand this by giving some quick attention to the other famous people who died this past week. Let's start with:

Gamestop: 1; My Intelligence: 0

I don't know why I ever walk into a Gamestop. On top of the numerous alternatives available, I don't even play video games all that much anymore anyway. I suppose it's the ubiquitousness of the chain that keeps me from patronizing the more deserving vendors, much like how you go to masturbate but your hand gets distracted popping pimples on the way down.