Lazy Resolutions for Dummies

The dawn of a brand new year is a time when many of us take stock of our lives and vow to make changes for the better. While admirable, many set the bar too high and fall back into bad habits. Not me though. I went ahead and made resolutions with that same metaphorical "bar" resting comfortably 30 feet below sea level. You won't find any "lose weight" or "quit smoking" promises to myself; only simple goals that can be easily reached. Bang! Instant self-esteem boost.